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Here's the full exchange which led to the shouty fuck-filled missive I journalled about yesterday. I've rearranged it because I've already posted this on another site where regulars are taking great delight in mocking him (I kept it anonymised there as per rules).



Him: CALL ME A FUCKING BUTTHOLE



Me: Is this some kind of fetish or something?



Him: yes it is hon I want you to call me a fucking butthole



Me: Ah. You want me, a complete stranger, to join you in your fetish even though you haven't bothered asking my consent? Nah, don't think I will.



Him: nope because im creeping you out you wouldn't anyway all I want is to get my dick hard which is the only organ on my body working properly



Me: You're not creeping me out in the slightest, you're vaguely amusing of the kind which gets boring very quickly. I have absolutely no interest in being a fetish vending machine and helping you get hard. The tumescence of your dick is nothing at all to do with me.



Him: who's the biggest asshole in your life just an asshole or a fucking asshole and I have cancer less than a year to live so yeah im trying to get my sanshu before I die



(I had no idea what he meant by Sanshu so I googled it, and it's a town in China or a breed of dog. I decided it would be funnier if he was talking about the latter...)



Me: So why not just go out and buy one? I fail to see what a sanshu has to do with being an asshole - perhaps they only obey people who are assholes? I really wouldn't know. You could ask a vet I suppose...



Him: WELL I DON'T GIVE A FUCK SUCK A DICK AND GET A YEAST INFECTION YOU FUCKING CUNT I WANT TO PISS IN YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU FUCKING WHORE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT FUCK YOU



He blocked me before I could respond by calling him a 'silver-tongued charmer'. I has a sad.



It says a lot that there's only two people on VR who have blocked me, and they're both people who hit on me obnoxiously and got rejected. Go figure :D

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Lilithmae
09:23 Jun 07 2015

Oh my goodness soo funny!

I like how his kismet often says something along the lines of bored, talk to me..! I think it annoys him hugely to not got the type of angry response he is looking for, hence the block, i was perfectly nice to him even after he sent me the long capital letters rant and that got me blocked!

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MrB
14:30 Jun 07 2015

Being an asshole to the point of getting everything you say put into a woman's journal...PRICELESS!





*Note to self: Better not use the term "asshole." No telling who might read this comment and "get hard."

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FROM: genocide79



WELL I DON'T GIVE A FUCK SUCK A DICK AND GET A YEAST INFECTION YOU FUCKING CUNT I WANT TO PISS IN YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU FUCKING WHORE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT FUCK YOU



He seems nice...

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MrB
17:10 Jun 06 2015

Ladies just LOVE that kinda sweet talk. LOL!

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WeepingAngel
17:11 Jun 06 2015

Oh I know. I was about to swoon, honestly :-P

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LORDMOGY
17:11 Jun 06 2015

LOL @ MrB

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Serenity
17:14 Jun 06 2015

A real charmer indeed, rawr!



bhuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Lilithmae
19:43 Jun 06 2015

Ah yes, that is his chat up line, i also recieved it, i replied "Ok thanks hun!" to which i got blocked for! Lol

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WeepingAngel
19:51 Jun 06 2015

He blocked me straight after I received this, probably scared of what I'd say to him! I was just gonna call him a silver-tongued charmer :-P

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Lilithmae
19:56 Jun 06 2015

I know, seriously, he could write romantic poetry or something, really does have a special way with words lol :)

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Isis101
02:03 Jun 07 2015

Well...apparently, he's filled his daily quota with his use of the word fuck.

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Sometimes I really miss the old covens I used to be in. It was in the old days of VR, when there weren't as many to choose from because Sire was harder to get to.



The Coven of Bohemia was one, I don't remember much about it other than it was very active, lots of interesting threads discussing interesting things, and we had a right laugh. Real family spirit and good friends.



I was an ACM, but I worked more as a details master, and I still have some of the graphics I did for it. My Photobucket is like a trip down VR memory lane! I also have the membership cards I did for my first house, Caomhnõir-an-Eolas; the graphics I've done for Eternal and a couple others, and the stuff from my own coven, Orbis Angui. Can't find the crest right now but the rep was this:







I ended up disbanding OA when I got pregnant, also relinquishing my acolyte/procurator status. I stayed off VR for almost 5 years, other than the odd log-in here and there when I remembered about it.



It's changed so much now.

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Garnet
20:29 Jun 03 2015

I am right there with ya ...

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CitizenX
21:54 Jun 03 2015

acolyte/procurator ... really? No wonder the database looks like shit. lulz

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WeepingAngel
22:03 Jun 03 2015

Haha considering it was 5 years ago, I can't take credit. Or blame :-D

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LORDMOGY
03:07 Jun 04 2015

I was in two very active covens.



Downward Spiral and Sin



What contributed to the activity were (1) They were 18 and over covens, (2) The CM's drove the fun (3) Friendships were established between members who loved to play and (4) There was always some type of Pervy Shenanigans going on, but within VR's TOS.



However, do to Drama between the CMs and VR Admin, questionable CM actions reported on by members within the covens, the CM giving the wrong individuals coven admin powers that shouldn't have had it...both were disbanded.



I found that one can have just as much fun in the general Forum as any coven though.

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Serenity
17:18 Jun 06 2015

both my original covens were active a lot, and we enjoyed the time we shared, but some of my members left vr itself du to family issues, we were pretty close and most were family related, I would say I dont miss one more then the other, I was running Ten Jin Ten Chi Sho (which changed to Imperium Silver Crystal, as my member requested it) and I ran also with this profile Horror, a coven based on the 50's horror movies, it was really nice.



Now I spend my time in the oldest Coven of vr with my main profile and help others with my other persona, and this one is my personal torture errrr I mean silent prison errrr I mean corner of fun on vr :)

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Well that cheered me up :-D

Hmm. Awkward...



:/